♦ YOU FOUND THE BABY ♦ CA: 6qdzMx4c9rL2X3Ns3SwZ8uEo4zReDPjdXpAEmpo7pump
😂 BASED
☠ BABYTROLL IS LIVE ☠    0/0 TAX    LP BURNED    CONTRACT RENOUNCED    SOLANA NETWORK    CA: 6qdzMx4c9rL2X3Ns3SwZ8uEo4zReDPjdXpAEmpo7pump    ☠ BABYTROLL IS LIVE ☠    HE IS JUST A BABY    OR IS HE?    BUY NOW ON RAYDIUM    ☠ BABYTROLL IS LIVE ☠    0/0 TAX    LP BURNED    CONTRACT RENOUNCED   
DEGEN LEVEL: OVER 9000 HA HA HA HA HA
⚠ DANGER
100% BASED
COMMUNITY OWNED
WARNING: EXTREME TROLLING
LIVE ON SOLANA
RAYDIUM
BABYTROLL
PROBLEM?

BABYTROLL

BABYTROLL
BABYTROLL
THE INTERNET'S MOST DANGEROUS BABY
Born from pure trolling. Raised by the internet. Powered by absolute chaos.
And he's on Solana now. God help us all.
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NO REFUNDS
BUY NOW VIEW CHART TWITTER/X TELEGRAM
CONTRACT ADDRESS
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i trolled u lmao
≥) he comin
↓
SCROLL OR ELSE
THE LORE
CLASSIFIED // TOP MEME INTELLIGENCE
"They thought TROLL was the final form.

But somewhere deep inside the internet…

something smaller was evolving."
SOURCE: deep web forum, 4AM post
ORIGIN STORY
In the darkest corner of the internet, where rage comics still breathe and trollface never sleeps, a new entity was born.

BABYTROLL — the offspring of pure chaos.

Smaller than TROLL. More dangerous than PEPE.
Immune to reason. Allergic to FUD.

He crawled out of a /b/ thread in 2009, waited patiently for 15 years, and chose Solana as his final form.
→
EYEWITNESS REPORT:
"i saw him in my blockfolio.
i didn't buy.

my portfolio is still red.

coincidence?

i think NOT."

— anonymous degen
CREDIBLE WITNESS
⚠ CLASSIFIED INTEL ⚠
Sources confirm he has absorbed 100% of the internet's irony.
He understands every meme format simultaneously.
He has never been rugpulled. He IS the rugpull.
Except he isn't. LP is burned. Verified. Based.
he was always here. you just didn't buy early enough.
TROLL was his dad. chaos is his mom.
HE IS NOT A FINANCIAL ADVISOR.
HE IS A FINANCIAL PROPHECY.
TOKENOMICS
● CLASSIFIED EVIDENCE BOARD — DO NOT SHOW REGULATORS
EXHIBIT A // FINANCIAL
0/0 TAX
they take nothing.
not even your dignity.
"BABYTROLL FAILED MATH
SO TAX IS IMPOSSIBLE"
CONFIRMED
DEPT. OF MEME TREASURY
OFFICIAL BURN CERTIFICATE NO. 420
LP BURNED
Liquidity incinerated.
Funds sent to the void.
No dev can undo this.
"LP THROWN INTO THE OCEAN"
VERIFIED
CONTRACT STATUS:
RENOUNCED
& GONE
no devs can touch it
no rugs possible
it just EXISTS now
"ADULT SUPERVISION FAILED
SO COMMUNITY RUNS IT"
EXHIBIT D // SUPPLY INTEL
TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
one billion trolls.
all in the wild.
none in dev wallet.
"COUNTED BY HAND.
BABYTROLL MISCOUNTED TWICE."
CONFIRMED
DISTRIBUTION REPORT:
FAIR &
SQUARE
● Public: 100%
● Dev wallet: 0%
● Team tokens: lol no
● VCs: blocked at door
"DEV BOUGHT SAME AS YOU.
WE'RE ALL NGMI TOGETHER."
COMMUNITY
DRIVEN
the trolls decide.
the degens rule.
adults left the chat in 2019.
"COMMUNITY RUN BECAUSE
THE DEVS SAID YOLO"
POWER TO DEGENS
SPRAY PAINTED ON THE BLOCKCHAIN // PASTE INTO RAYDIUM
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babytroll wuz here
≥) ≥) ≥)
MISSION CONTROL
THE TRADING WAR ROOM — INTERNET BUNKER LEVEL
TRADER: "I AM NEVER SELLING"
RAYDIUM VERIFIED
FUD DETECTED // IGNORED
🔴 LIVE CHART
CHART IS LIVE    BUY THE DIP    NEVER SELL    1000X INCOMING    BABYTROLL    SOLANA SPEED    BASED AND TROLLPILLED    WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT    EXCEPT THE PAPERHAND    CHART IS LIVE   
OPEN FULL CHART
THE ROADMAP
a.k.a. THE INTERNET PROPHECY. a.k.a. THE MASTER PLAN.
DO NOT SHARE WITH AUTHORITIES
PHASE 01 ✓ DONE (we think)
BORN.
ESCAPED.
INVADED.
→ Got banned from daycare
→ Discovered the internet
→ Deployed on Solana (oops)
→ LP burned (no take-backsies)
→ First 1000 holders traumatized
← completed while napping
DONE ✓
PHASE 02 // HAPPENING NOW
ACTIVE
INTERNET
INFECTION
→ Spam every Twitter reply
→ Make influencers nervous
→ Reach 10,000 holders
→ Trend on CT for 15 mins
→ CEX "probably not" listing
4chan /biz/ — anonymous poster
"babytroll in my portfolio again
i said i wouldn't
i lied"
SEND IT
PHASE 03 // PROPHECY
FULL
TROLL
ASCENSION
✦ Replace doge as king meme
✦ CNBC says "what is babytroll"
✦ Mom texts about the coin
✦ Elon posts the face ≥)
✦ We all retire. Or not. YOLO.
THIS IS NOT A ROADMAP.
IT'S A THREAT.
trust the baby.
LEAKED FROM BABYTROLL'S DIARY
"THE BABY OPERATES ON VIBE-BASED TIMELINES.
ALL PHASES MAY HAPPEN SIMULTANEOUSLY.
OR NEVER. OR HE ALREADY DID THEM ALL.
HE DOESN'T OWE YOU A TIMELINE. HE'S A BABY."
http://how2buy.babytroll.lol/tutorial_v3_FINAL_REAL.html
GO
HOW 2 BUY BABYTROLL
A COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE  |  posted by: anonymous_degen  |  4:17 AM  |  69 views
PAGE LOADING:
WARNING: FOLLOWING THIS GUIDE MAY RESULT IN BECOMING TERMINALLY ONLINE
1
GET PHANTOM WALLET
phantom.app — SECURE
Download Phantom for Chrome
FREE. SAFE. NOT A VIRUS PROBABLY.
install it. it free.
click the ghost. trust me.
2
BUY SOME SOL
COINBASE.COM
BUY SOL
you need gas money to
do things on chain bro
→
doesn't matter how much.
all of it. put in all of it.
Tip ✕
buy more SOL than u think u need. TRUST.
3
OPEN RAYDIUM
raydium.io/swap
RAYDIUM SWAP
Connect Wallet → Paste CA → SWAP
↙
go to raydium.io
click connect wallet
approve everything
4
PASTE CONTRACT
6qdzMx4c9rL2X3Ns3SwZ8uEo4zReDPjdXpAEmpo7pump
COPY THIS
ctrl+c ctrl+v
this is not optional.
5
SWAP INTO BABYTROLL
SET SLIPPAGE: 3-5%
hit swap. confirm popup.
buy more than you planned.
PROCESSING:
if it fails: more slippage.
if it still fails: gm.
6
BECOME TERMINALLY ONLINE
join telegram
post babytroll everywhere
never sell
shill to friends and family
≥) PROBLEM?
TRANSACTION CONFIRMED
YOU ARE NOW A TROLL
PASTE INTO RAYDIUM:
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BUY BABYTROLL NOW
rage_buyer69: bought at 3am. no ragrets.
solana_maxi: this guide changed my life. i am not ok.
anon2011: ≥) problem? (i bought it)
HE IS JUST A BABY.
OR IS HE?
The trolling has only begun. Join the community.
Ape in. Become legend.
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CONTRACT ADDRESS
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BABYTROLL is a meme coin for entertainment purposes only.
Not financial advice. Do your own research. DYOR.
He is just a baby. Or is he?